Valentine Poems…

 

If anyone wants my work address so they can send me some roses, candy, diamonds, or whatever might make me smile…just let me know! :)  

WOMAN’S LOVE POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong, one who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks, one who’ll call, not wait for
weeks.
I pray he’s gainfully employed, when I spend his cash, won’t be
annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to
“How big is my behind?”
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MAN’S LOVE POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with Huge boobs who owns a bar
on a golf course,
And loves to send me fishing and hunting.
This Doesn’t rhyme and I
don’t give a damn.