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A WOMAN’S PRAYER: (dream on)Before I lay me down to sleep,I pray for a
man, who’s not a creep,One who’s handsome, smart and strong.One who
loves to listen long,One who thinks before he speaks,One who’ll call,
not wait for weeks.I pray he’s gainfully employed,When I spend his
cash, won’t be annoyed.Pulls out my chair and opens my door.Massages my
back [...]

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3 Women…

Posted in humor, tagged humor on April 22, 2008 | No Comments »

Women; one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about
their relationships and decide to amaze their men that night. All three plot
to wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos, and a mask over
their eyes.
After a few days they meet again…..
The engaged girlfriend said: ‘The other night, when my boyfriend came back
home, he found [...]

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Mexican Words of the Day

Posted in humor, tagged humor, mexican on April 18, 2008 | No Comments »

Mexican Words of the Day:

· “Shoulder” My tia wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn’t know how to read so I shoulder.

· “TEXAS” My ruca always Texas me when I’m not home wondering where I’m at!

· “Herpes” Me and my ruca ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she [...]

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The Hawaii Chair

Posted in humor on April 11, 2008 | No Comments »

You have to check this out it is hilarious!

http://ellen.warnerbros.com/2008/01/hawaii_chair.php

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April Fools

Posted in Movies, dating, friends, humor, lory, tagged april fools, houston, kite runner, Movies on April 1, 2008 | 2 Comments »

Last night I worked out and then watched “The Kite Runner.” Phenomenal movie!! So sad. I bawled like a little baby.
The day is so gloomy today. I’ve already gotten pranked really good twice today…Yes! I’m an April Fool!! I have played some good pranks too…I got Chicago good this morning!! He’s such a good sport. [...]

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